This almost made me chuckle. I wonder if this kind of thing works to sell a gun. Leave it to the gun world to run every joke into the dirt.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Due to the rising public concerns and shortages of basic public goods, we at Black Rain have decided to pool our resources and start selling those basic necessities. Starting now until all supplies are gone, we will be selling toilet paper on our website at a discounted priced, and to cover all of our customers’ needs, we will be throwing in a free Spec15 Rifle with Every Roll! See the details below.
2020 Essentials Packs:
Buy 1 Roll of Toilet Paper for $900 and get 1 Spec15 Rifle Free
Buy 2 Rolls of Toilet Paper for $1,700 and get 2 Spec15 Rifles Free
Buy a Family 4 Pack of Toilet Paper for $3,200 and get 4 Spec15 Rifles Free