5.56 Timeline


Last week an Ethopian man beheaded his wife, slit their kids throat and killed himself. This week we have Indian man who had some jealousy issues.

A Queens man knifed his wife to death, admitted to the slaying in a text message to her sister, and then hanged himself from a nearby tree on Friday night, law enforcement sources said.

Well that was thoughtful of him I guess.

The suspect, who was not immediately identified, killed his 27-year-old wife at a home on Albert Road near Whitelaw Street in Ozone Park, the sources said.

He then texted the woman’s sister to tell her his wife was dead inside the house — and that there was a spare key under a flower pot, police sources added. The sister rushed to the home at around 7:30 p.m. and used the key to get inside — where she discovered the body.

Donne Dojoy with her husband Dineshwan Budhidat

Donne Dojoy (right) with her husband, Dineshwan Budhidat

It was a real-life Bollywood horror story. Indeed.

A Queens monster who fatally stabbed his beautiful bartender wife and then hanged himself from a tree was insanely jealous of a “rival” thousands of miles away: megastar Indian actor Hrithik Roshan, her grieving friends told The Post on Saturday.

Donne Dojoy, 27, was enthralled by the Hindi heartthrob’s soulful performances and lissome dancing — an innocent infatuation that sent her husband, Dineshwar Budhidat, 33, into fits of rage, the pals said.

She told me when she was at home watching a movie or listening to a song [with Roshan in it], he would ask her to take it off because he would get so jealous,” said Mala Ramdhani, 52, a karaoke singer at Gemini’s Ultra Lounge in Ozone Park, where Dojoy tended bar.

This kind of jealousy is hard to believe. I have from high school whose first wife was a couple points below this level. My friend was an admirer of Pamela Anderson and his GF then later wife ( then later still ex-wife) was insane levels of jealous over this. So much so that he had to hide a copy of the movie Barbed Wire behind the water heater in their apartment for fear she would fine it and watch when she was at work. When he mentioned Anderson , his wife would get violent. As you can imagine she was pleasant to be around.



Hoo boy this is a good one.


An artist and poet from Jefferson City is dead following a performance on Halloween night. During a spoken word performance about suicide, Tarren Jakobi, who went by the stage name ‘Mr. Sunshine’, simulated ( apparently not lol) a hanging in front of a crowd of on-lookers at The Mission Bar in Jeff City. Audience members posed for pictures with Jakobi and took videos of the performance, not realizing anything was wrong. It wasn’t until several minutes later, they realized the stunt was going on too long and contacted emergency services.I wonder if it was the purple face and the corpse pissing and shitting all over the floor that tipped them off.

isn’t this guy good Mable? it’s so realistic!”

A benefit concert is being held tonight at Gumbo Bottoms Ale House to help cover funeral expenses. Several bands are scheduled to perform. Any and all tips/donations received during the show will go to Jakobi’s family. A memorial is scheduled for Monday at Bone’s in the Alley.

Police have yet to determine if he killed himself ironically.

He did bring awareness to suicide though.


” Oh I couldn’t own a gun, I just get so mad I would shoot some one, no one should be able to do that.” How many times have you heard this from some one anti-gun? They think everyone is like them. or they project it on to everyone else. A habit very common to the left. Time to get a little irony in your diet today.

Ashley Auzenne with her kids Parrish, 11, Eleanor, 9 and Lincoln.

Ashley Auzenne with her kids, Parrish, 11, Eleanor, 9, and Lincoln Facebook

A Texas mother who once shared her anti-gun violence views on Facebook gunned down her three children this week before turning the weapon on herself — jut a week after her bitter divorce was finalized, according to authorities and a new report.

shley Auzenne, 39, fatally shot Parrish, 11, Eleanor, 9, and Lincoln, 7 — and then herself — in their Deer Park home, local police said in a statement. Authorities found their bodies when they got a request for a welfare check and responded to the New Orleans Street home around 8:45 a.m. Tuesday.

Police also found a gun inside the home.

The Harris County Medical Examiner’s Office ruled the deaths a murder-suicide on Thursday, with Ashley Auzenne as the suspect, authorities said.

We all know how this story goes and we can make a pretty accurate guess about her, and her disgusting motives and hypocrisy. The next sentence will confirm your guesses.

“She was concerned she’d not be able to move with the kids to her hometown, and would need to find a job and pay him rent if she stayed in their current home, he said. “

“Ashley tried her best to be a good mother,” Auzenne Jr. said. “She and I had our issues, we argued and fought just like any other couple headed for divorce, but I never had any reason to believe she was capable of this. Nobody did.” What a cuck. defending her even after she killed his kids. A perfect modern leftist.

Last November, Auzenne framed her Facebook profile picture with an “#End Gun Violence” banner.

Nuff said.



People love doing dangerous stuff. it makes them feel more alive.. until it kills them. In this case a Japanese thrill seeker died doing what he loved. Live streaming his own death from his oopsie from atop Mt Fuji.

no gore, I promise

Japanese police said they found a body on Mount Fuji on Wednesday and are verifying whether it is that of a man who was seen falling down a snow-covered slope while livestreaming his climb up the mountain on YouTube.

Police in Shizuoka, one of two prefectures that include Japan’s highest mountain, began the search Tuesday after receiving calls from some viewers of the livestream.

Police found the body at an altitude of about 3,000 meters and are checking whether it is the man in the video, a police official said on customary condition of anonymity.

The video, titled “Let’s Go to Snowy Mt. Fuji,” shows a man who identifies himself as TEDZU panting. “I’m rushing to the peak,” he says.

The man complains repeatedly about his cold fingers. “My fingers are killing me. But I have to operate my smartphone. I should have brought a hot pack,” he says. The mind boggles..

He then tries various ways to warm his hands, including sticking one under his arm. The snow-covered path becomes narrower as he walks along a cliffside fence. Then the path slopes down and the man cautions himself against falling.

“Oh, this place is slippery, getting dangerous,” the man says. “I’m trying to walk by the rocks, yes, rocks. It’s a steep downhill.”

“Wait!” he says. “I’m slipping.” The noise of his slide can be heard on the video. Very apt last words.

The fall accelerates. The video shows him sliding feet-up, with his hiking sticks hurtling away, before it ends abruptly.

Mount Fuji’s climbing season ended last month. There is no law prohibiting climbers from entering the mountain at other times, police say. Well, we better get that changed. A new law should end all accidental deaths from falling off mountains.


Just in from the corn fields of Iowa, we have news of a party that was a real blast.

Explosion at gender reveal party kills woman in Iowa

Knoxville, Iowa – An Iowa woman has died after an explosion at a gender reveal party created debris that hit her. The Marion County Sheriff’s office says the explosion happened at a home in central Iowa around 4 p.m. Saturday during a party to announce the gender of a baby a couple is expecting.

This was news to me but apparently these baby sex reveal parties have become a big thing. People go to some absurdly stupid hi-jinks to put on a big display to announce if the baby is male or female or some other variation of the now 132 genders.. A few stories are out there of people using tannerite during one of these circuses

Deputies arrived at the home in Knoxville to find a 56-year-old woman dead. Knoxville is about 40 miles southeast of Des Moines.

Investigators determined that an explosion during the gender reveal announcement caused the woman’s death. The blast “caused a flying piece of debris to strike the victim,” police said in a statement. IED?

Congrats! your baby is HI-EX!