The Top. Men. at the FBI are on the case. The G-men always get their man and no criminal is safe. It makes you feel safer knowing that the King’s Men are protecting us from the most heinous crimes. What horrid atrocity has occurred this time that is so bad that the only finest team of criminal investigators can handle it you ask?
The feds are investigating whether the kidnapping of Lady Gaga’s dogs was politically motivated since she sang at President Joe Biden’s inauguration, according to a report.
That’s right, only the most important cases for the LE arm of the DNC.
The FBI is working on the case with Los Angeles police detectives, The Sun reported.
“Lady Gaga is high profile of course but she sang at President Biden’s inauguration which takes this case to another level,” a source told the outlet. “The FBI wants to know exactly what motivated this incident.”
Fuckin, right wing racist extemists! I knew it! Truly, is there any act so evil, so low that they won’t stoop to?
An FBI spokesperson referred The Sun to the LAPD, which is leading the investigation into the dognapping, in which the singer’s dog walker was shot in the chest.
I bet it was that old women who broke into the capital building who did it!
The rep noted that “the bureau provides resources if/where requested to our local partners,” according to The Sun, which said it has reached out to the LAPD.
I feel safer knowing out tax dollars are being used to stop these most serious crimes.