A naked maniac shoved a man off of a Harlem subway platform Saturday, but then also jumped down and zapped himself to death on the third rail during a crazed, on-the-tracks scuffle with a good Samaritan, police said.
What can I add to that opener?
Justice served… Medium to well done with a touch of extra crispy but without deep frying.
Shove the stiff off into a tunnel and let the rats eat top shelf.
The unhinged and unclothed man had been wandering through the 2 and 3 station at 110th Street and Central Park North when he pushed the man, a stranger, at around 3:40 p.m., police said. Bath Salts.
A brave fellow straphanger jumped down to the track bed to help.
That’s when the nude attacker jumped onto the tracks himself — and began pummeling the would-be rescuer, police said.
During the struggle, the attacker made contact with the third rail. He was pronounced dead at the scene shortly afterward, police said.Self correcting problem right there.
“It happens more than you think,” a station employee who was manning a payment booth at the time told The Post. I’m sure it does.
“I mean, you live in New York? You know what it’s like on the subway these days.”
Hey Ho!! Fuggitaboutit! It’s a helluva town!