“Christmas may be a time of peace on Earth and goodwill to all men. It is also a time of sin! Stinking, corrupting, soul-staining sin! Look at you all, sitting there with your families, sinning away.
That extra helping of turkey – a sin. That fifteenth egg-nog to take the edge off your sister-in-law’s voice – a sin. Questioning why you ever had kids, and how much better this Christmas would be without them, on a tropical beach drinking cocktails – a sin! You should all be ashamed of yourselves.“
I looked all over the entire internet for a picture of baby Jesus with a 1911 and could only find Mexican engraved pistols.
It snowed here on Christmas for the first time in 10 years. Six inches so far.