Maryland Governor Promotes COVID-19 Snitch Line. Do Your Duty Fellow Citizen!


Maryland Governor Larry Hogan (R) says Americans have ‘no constitutional right’ to refuse wearing a mask during the COVID-19 pandemic, likening it to refusing to wear a seat belt or follow the speed limit. Or refusing to bake that cake, so do it bigot. Don’t question this constitutional scholar.

It’s sort of like saying I have a constitutional right to drive drunk, I have a constitutional right to not wear a seat belt, or to yell ‘fire’ in a crowded movie theater, or to not follow the speed limit,” said Hogan during a coronavirus press briefing reported by the Washington Times.

I have a great idea of what to do about guys like this.

“We’re talking about a quarter of a million people dying already — more than the Korean War, the Gulf War, and the Vietnam War added together,” he continued, adding “Which part don’t you understand? You wear the mask. There’s no constitutional right to walk around without a mask. We did it in 1918, I don’t know why we can’t do it now.” Literally its like another Holocaust bro. Do you want Granny to die?

(There was actually an anti-Mask league of San Francisco during the 1918 pandemic to protest mandatory masks – a law which lasted one month before being repealed.)

Barbers in California wear masks during 1918 pandemic (UC Berkeley archive)

According to Hogan, Maryland State Police will deploy “High Visibility Compliance Units,” which will have a special focus on bars,restaurants and other venues in order to ensure they remain compliant with state regulations surrounding the holidays.

Compliant and obedient. Pickup that can, subject.

MD Police will also expand their 24/7 COVID-19 Prevention Hotline, which will allow people to snitch on each other for ‘unsafe activities’ and public health order violations, according to the Times.

Just what we needed.


  1. I have some words for the governor(am sure readers here know what I have to say)but doubts he visits the site.

    As for the snitches,well,as things get more “interesting”have some thoughts for them as well.

    Have a good Thanksgiving all here,enjoy the company of family and friends,may be awhile before we have more peaceful holidays.


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