Coyotes Defeat USMC


After at least four coyote attacks, Marines at Camp Lejeune, North Carolina, are being advised against jogging in the Wallace Creek area of the base at night.

An official in the game warden’s office at the Marine Corps base told Marine Corps Times on Friday that the advisory was still in effect.

There have been four reported coyote attacks in vicinity of the II Marine Expeditionary Force Information Group area command, according to a Wednesday Facebook post. The most recent attack occurred at 4 a.m.

“Until further notice, please do not run in this area after dark until the animal can be removed,” the post read.

The Marines and sailors were bitten on their legs, but the injuries were not serious, Nat Fahy, a Camp Lejeune, North Carolina, spokesman told

“They all received medical treatment … including rabies post-exposure treatment, which is standard protocol,” Fahy said.

I think the real take away here is that I am tougher and meaner than all the USMC in North Carolina. Evidence posted above. I rest my case.


  1. If the DOD would dump their asanine anti-gun/anti-personal defense policies, perpetuated by the shitbag, SHARP-centric, risk-loathing, elitist, socialist, Obama-era officer corps, things like this (and routine terrorist attacks at large military bases) would all but cease to occur…but one of the many wonderful legacies of the Obama administration is lots of mid-to-senior grade, neutered, leadership-devoid, socialist-shill, “management” cucks in the officer corps. So until they die or retire, and we get some of the younger officers (who seem to be a little more pragmatic and reasonable) moving up, this (and much worse) will continue…

    Also, “in my Corps” the Marines would have either made allies of the yotes by speaking their language of various yuts and barks, then enlisted them to attack the enemies of freedom, or killed them with some sort of combination of MCMAPS strikes, followed by a chokehold…then eaten them and their pups…

    But hey, if they want to call themselves Marines, while getting attacked and run off by some 40lb puppy, that’s fine. I guess.

      • I don’t doubt that for one second…that said, I watched a marked left turn take place under the latter administration, compared to how things were prior to that.

        Maybe they were already anti-gun, but the actual leadership traits that made that fact semi-tolerable started to disappear…


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