Take a Bite Out Of Crime


Remember McGruff the K9 detective that advised us on how to stop crime in the 1980s?

GALVESTON, Texas – John Morales, the actor who played the crime-fighting cartoon character McGruff the Crime Dog, was sentenced to 16 years in prison stemming from a 2011 arrest in which police seized 1,000 marijuana plants, 27 weapons – including a grenade launcher – and 9,000 rounds of ammunition from his home, reports CBS Houston. EL OH EL. those are rookie numbers.

Shoot, a fella could have a good time in Vegas with all that.

The sentence was handed down Thursday, just three days after the 41-year-old former actor pleaded guilty.

Morales insisted during the sentencing hearing that he was nonviolent, but U.S. District Judge Vanessa Gilmore said, “Everything I read about you makes you seem like a scary person,” reports the station.

I guess that tells you what they would think about us.


  1. Heck I’d have taken some of those stupid stickers as a wee lad in school if I’d known I could have gotten a grenade launcher.


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