5.56 Timeline


” Oh I couldn’t own a gun, I just get so mad I would shoot some one, no one should be able to do that.” How many times have you heard this from some one anti-gun? They think everyone is like them. or they project it on to everyone else. A habit very common to the left. Time to get a little irony in your diet today.

Ashley Auzenne with her kids Parrish, 11, Eleanor, 9 and Lincoln.

Ashley Auzenne with her kids, Parrish, 11, Eleanor, 9, and Lincoln Facebook

A Texas mother who once shared her anti-gun violence views on Facebook gunned down her three children this week before turning the weapon on herself — jut a week after her bitter divorce was finalized, according to authorities and a new report.

shley Auzenne, 39, fatally shot Parrish, 11, Eleanor, 9, and Lincoln, 7 — and then herself — in their Deer Park home, local police said in a statement. Authorities found their bodies when they got a request for a welfare check and responded to the New Orleans Street home around 8:45 a.m. Tuesday.

Police also found a gun inside the home.

The Harris County Medical Examiner’s Office ruled the deaths a murder-suicide on Thursday, with Ashley Auzenne as the suspect, authorities said.

We all know how this story goes and we can make a pretty accurate guess about her, and her disgusting motives and hypocrisy. The next sentence will confirm your guesses.

“She was concerned she’d not be able to move with the kids to her hometown, and would need to find a job and pay him rent if she stayed in their current home, he said. “

“Ashley tried her best to be a good mother,” Auzenne Jr. said. “She and I had our issues, we argued and fought just like any other couple headed for divorce, but I never had any reason to believe she was capable of this. Nobody did.” What a cuck. defending her even after she killed his kids. A perfect modern leftist.

Last November, Auzenne framed her Facebook profile picture with an “#End Gun Violence” banner.

Nuff said.



People love doing dangerous stuff. it makes them feel more alive.. until it kills them. In this case a Japanese thrill seeker died doing what he loved. Live streaming his own death from his oopsie from atop Mt Fuji.

no gore, I promise

Japanese police said they found a body on Mount Fuji on Wednesday and are verifying whether it is that of a man who was seen falling down a snow-covered slope while livestreaming his climb up the mountain on YouTube.

Police in Shizuoka, one of two prefectures that include Japan’s highest mountain, began the search Tuesday after receiving calls from some viewers of the livestream.

Police found the body at an altitude of about 3,000 meters and are checking whether it is the man in the video, a police official said on customary condition of anonymity.

The video, titled “Let’s Go to Snowy Mt. Fuji,” shows a man who identifies himself as TEDZU panting. “I’m rushing to the peak,” he says.

The man complains repeatedly about his cold fingers. “My fingers are killing me. But I have to operate my smartphone. I should have brought a hot pack,” he says. The mind boggles..

He then tries various ways to warm his hands, including sticking one under his arm. The snow-covered path becomes narrower as he walks along a cliffside fence. Then the path slopes down and the man cautions himself against falling.

“Oh, this place is slippery, getting dangerous,” the man says. “I’m trying to walk by the rocks, yes, rocks. It’s a steep downhill.”

“Wait!” he says. “I’m slipping.” The noise of his slide can be heard on the video. Very apt last words.

The fall accelerates. The video shows him sliding feet-up, with his hiking sticks hurtling away, before it ends abruptly.

Mount Fuji’s climbing season ended last month. There is no law prohibiting climbers from entering the mountain at other times, police say. Well, we better get that changed. A new law should end all accidental deaths from falling off mountains.


Just in from the corn fields of Iowa, we have news of a party that was a real blast.

Explosion at gender reveal party kills woman in Iowa

Knoxville, Iowa – An Iowa woman has died after an explosion at a gender reveal party created debris that hit her. The Marion County Sheriff’s office says the explosion happened at a home in central Iowa around 4 p.m. Saturday during a party to announce the gender of a baby a couple is expecting.

This was news to me but apparently these baby sex reveal parties have become a big thing. People go to some absurdly stupid hi-jinks to put on a big display to announce if the baby is male or female or some other variation of the now 132 genders.. A few stories are out there of people using tannerite during one of these circuses

Deputies arrived at the home in Knoxville to find a 56-year-old woman dead. Knoxville is about 40 miles southeast of Des Moines.

Investigators determined that an explosion during the gender reveal announcement caused the woman’s death. The blast “caused a flying piece of debris to strike the victim,” police said in a statement. IED?

Congrats! your baby is HI-EX!


Tallahassee police are searching for a suspect who doused a woman with gasoline and set her on fire at a Tallahassee Taco Bell. No, it’s not Howard who tried to turn a woman into a post toastie, It was this upstanding looking “lady” below.

The suspect in the Taco Bell attack has been identified as Mia Williams, 32 years of age, "who identifies as a black female," according to Tallahassee Police.

The suspect in the Taco Bell attack has been identified as Mia Williams, 32 years of age, “who identifies as a black female,” according to Tallahassee Police. (Photo: TPD)

I would have never guessed that the suspect wasn’t really a woman. That is the most feminine beard I for one have ever seen.

After a long, overnight search, Tallahassee police arrested a person accused of dousing a woman with gasoline and lighting her on fire Wednesday night at a local Taco Bell. One can’t help but wonder if the burned flesh and clothes smelled better than the Taco Bell food..

Mia Williams, 32, was taken into custody around 5 a.m. around Pensacola Street and White Drive, said Rachelle Denmark, a spokeswoman for the Tallahassee Police Department.

Williams walked into the fast food restaurant on South Monroe Street just south of Orange Avenue during its busy dinner rush, sometime around 6:15 p.m. The suspect ran away on foot, prompting a massive search effort by local law enforcement.

“TPD officers and investigators have worked throughout the night to locate the suspect in the attempted murder at Taco Bell last night,” Denmark said in a news release.

You have to cut the local PD some slack here. After all, they were looking for a “woman” suspect.

The victim was taken to the nearby North Florida Fairgrounds, where she was picked up by a helicopter and airlifted to the hospital with serious burn injuries. Police have not released the victim’s name or updated her condition since last night.

Investigators said Wednesday night they were unsure whether the alleged perpetrator knew the victim or whether the victim was a customer or employee.

The suspect in the Taco Bell attack has been identified as Mia Williams, 32 years of age, "who identifies as a black female," according to Tallahassee Police.

The suspect in the Taco Bell attack has been identified as Mia Williams, 32 years of age, “who identifies as a black female,” according to Tallahassee Police. (Photo: TPD)

In addition to TPD’s Violent Crimes Unit, the Tallahassee Fire Department, the state Fire Marshal’s Office and the U.S. Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives are investigating. Ah Oh! She’s in big trouble now ! ATF boys! She better not have a bump stock.

Denmark did not specify what charges Williams will face, though she said that information will be released later. It was not clear whether Williams has been booked into the Leon County Detention Facility.

“We will update all the charges in our next press release update,” she said.


A 12-year-old Overland Park girl formed a gun with her fingers, pointed at four of her Westridge Middle School classmates one at a time, and then turned the pretend weapon toward herself.

More and more every day I thank God I went to school in the 1980s when the country was still sane.

Police hauled her out of school in handcuffs, arrested her and charged the child with a felony for threatening. Their proudest collar no doubt.

Shawnee Mission school officials said they could not discuss the case, citing privacy laws, but did say it wasn’t the district that arrested the child.

“We don’t do that,” said spokesman David Smith. “That is not our job.” He said the role of the district police is “not to enforce the law but to keep kids and adults safe.”

I feel safer already.

A school resource officer, employed, by the Overland Park Police Department, would have handled the arrest, Smith said. The department said it could not discuss the case.

But according to Johnson County District Court documents, on Sept. 18, the girl “unlawfully and feloniously communicated a threat to commit violence, with the intent to place another, in fear, or with the intent to cause the evacuation, lock down or disruption in regular, ongoing activities …” or created just the risk of causing such fear.

I shudder to think what we would have been charged with back in the day. Back when they let us bring toy water guns and such for recess. I was really gonna give this idiocy a good going over but I don’t have the heart for it. It’s too nice a day and I got better things to do than to read this communist bullshit. Link to full leftist raving anitgun news story below but I don’t recommend giving them traffic unless you just want to be enraged on a Saturday morning.