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Truly, is there nothing that drug addicts won’t do? Apparently not. At least in WV.

BOONE COUNTY, W.Va. (WCHS/WVAH) – West Virginia State Police are seeing an alarming drug trend in Boone County. If you know anything about Boone Co. You will not find anything that follows surprising. No offense to any Boone County Hilljack reading.

Police said on Monday said wasp spray is being used as an alternative form of meth.

“We’re seeing this here on the streets in Boone County,” Sgt. Charles Sutphin said. “People are making a synthetic type methamphetamine out of wasp spray.” Clearly the government needs to ban this awful chemical. That will solve the war on drugs.

State Police now have reason to believe it played a role in three overdoses last week. As Hognose would say, “think of it as evolution in action”

“In my opinion, drugs are so bad around here. It’s so available to people, and then all the time trying things new that we wouldn’t even think about,” Diana Ferguson said. During a Doctor visit a few months ago ( My Doc is in WV which is across the rive from me) He told me the local pharmacy was robbed, not for what I thought but for erection pills. Not because some one needed them for what you think either. Apparently the dope heads found that if you inject it into the veins it makes the high from snorting pain pills last longer. How these idiots find these things out is amazing to me. They can’t hold a job or do anything useful but they can figure out things a chemist wouldn’t think of if it means getting high.

On Friday, stores in Boone County reported selling nearly 30 cans of the spray. Clearly a waiting period and background check on wasp killer is in order! There is nothing stopping kids from buying this chemical weapon!

Sgt. Sutphin said the physical effects are erratic behavior and extreme swelling and redness of the hands and feet. The idiotic behavior and poor judgement is not part of using the chemical but is already present in the end user.

“From what we’re being told, if you use it, you know, you might use it one or twice and be fine, but the third time when your body hits that allergic reaction, it can kill you,” Sutphin said. No great loss there if so.

The challenge is how to treat these symptoms and prevent the use of this legal, cheap product for harm. What’s the challenge? Just let Darwin run it’s course. Mourners submit flowers. Self solving problem.

“It’s a cheap fix, and you don’t know what their overall result of their usage of this is going to be,” Sutphin said. I’m guessing assuming room temperature and going Tango Uniform there chief.

State Police in Boone County are working closely with poison control and local medical centers to determine best treatment for someone using wasp spray as a drug. They are also in the process of putting this information out to other local agencies in West Virginia and potentially nationwide. I smell more state control ahead.

Oi Mate, You got a Loiscense for that stab vest?

Did you know guns are illegal in the UK? I doubt you didn’t already know this because anyone from there, and half of the people in this country love to tell you how the UK banned guns and ended all murder. It’s a paradise over there. Except for the truck’s of peace. And the acid attacks. And the spontaneous high order detonations( whose motives we may never know..). Everything is tip top on the Island!

Wait.. Oopsie!

Earlier this year the murder rate in England and Wales hit a ten year high, with the number of offences involving knives reaching a staggering 40,829.”

It’s not illegal to buy or wear stab vests( not yet anyway.) and they can be bought on Amazon for as little as £15.

So it’s no surprise to see youngsters and nightclub bouncers turning to body armour for extra protection. Just part and parcel of living in a big city I’ve heard.

If you look at the reviews under the vests online, you get a sense of the troubling situation in Britain today. Some of them have even been bought by concerned parents to give their children ‘reassurance’

Bought for my 15 year old son after having two knifes pulled on him in two months. Country is a mess.’

A buyer called ‘Lewis464’ said ‘sadly products like this are a necessity in this day and age’. He said: ‘This vest will do the job against degenerates with kitchen knives, stainless steel blades, machetes and the likes.’ The lack of self awareness of most of the country is staggering.

A buyer called ‘Directive34124’ said the stab vest is like an ‘insurance plan’ you pay for once and ‘never have to pay again’. They wrote: ‘It can give you those crucial seconds to react to defend yourself or to survive a vicious quick stab-and-run attack. They added: ‘Keep your blood inside your body. Stay safe.’ If only there was an effective way for the average person to defend themselves without having to be stabbed first .

However, a charity working with teenagers in London gangs has warned the vests only add to the violence.Yep. Better ban those too! Nothing makes some one more violent than seeing some one wearing something for protection. Studies show that just the presence of a stab vest makes people more aggressive who otherwise would be a docile, gentle and loving as Jesus Christ Himself. Honestly, just thinking about stab vests makes me want to kick a puppy and skip telling my Grandma I love her this week.

A spokesperson for the St Giles Trust told Metro.co.uk: ‘Stab proof vests do not address the complex root causes of serious violence. Which is of course those knives. We got to BAN THE KNIVES!

This is a symptom of wider issues to which there are no easy answers. ‘These include social exclusion, poverty, cuts to youth and support services and a real or perceived lack of access to sustainable employment opportunities. ‘We are much closer to solutions to tackle the problem than we were a few years ago but lives are still needlessly being lost and must not let up on our efforts. That’s it, they just need jobs. As we all know this type of element loves to work and be productive.

These people once controlled most of the world folks.

Reviews on Amazon stab vests show harrowing reality of life on UK streets


This is a good one.

WV , Mountain Momma , take me hooooome!

HUNTINGTON — A Huntington woman confessed to the 2017 stabbing death of her husband Monday, stating he was accidentally stabbed as part of sexual foreplay they often performed in their relationship.

Indeed, That old chestnut. You know it goes. One minute you’re having some romantic time with your beautiful bride, the next you are shanked in the back when things get a little too passionate.

Jennifer Lynn Via, 49, pleaded guilty before Cabell Circuit Judge Gregory Howard on Monday to voluntary manslaughter in the death of her husband, Thomas Via. He was stabbed in the back with a 14-inch-long decorative dagger Nov. 4, 2017, at their home in the 900 block of 28th Street in Huntington. Police say, “worst case of accidental sexy time stabbing they ever saw.”

She had been charged with first-degree murder about 10 days after his death after detectives felt her story did not line up with evidence.

The varying stories included that he had slipped on water and fell into an old knife or screwdriver.

Plausible. I can’t count the amount of times this has happened to me or I have seen happen. Some one should make a law.

Huntington Detective Chris Sperry said Via said they had been mimicking a ninja superhero movie and she accidentally stabbed her husband as he stood up from a bent-over position while dumping water into a toilet.

I seen a lot of ninja super hero movies and even a few documentaries. But I’ve never seen a ninja movie that posited a scenario where some one was bent over dumping water in a toilet while some backstabber tried to get the jump on them from behind.

At her plea hearing Monday, Via said the pair had been playing around with a dagger when the knife pierced him.

“My husband and I liked to fight and have sex and then make up, if that’s the right way to say that,” she said. “He wasn’t supposed to get hurt, but it did happen.”

“liked”… Past tense. My guess is he stopped liking it about the time the knife penetrated him from the rear.

Defense attorney Kerry Nessel said the situation had gotten out of hand, most likely due to alcohol.

“As strange as this is, they watched these Kung Fu movies and it led to, what I would tell a jury, foreplay, which was both of them getting pretty violent with each other while playing with weapons,” he said. “That’s what led to this.

Is there anything else I can really add other than some bad puns? Alternative title suggestions and more jokes in the comments please.


When Guns Are Outlawed Only Outlaws Will Cut You In Half With Their Car

KNOXVILLE, Tenn.(WVLT)– A human torso was found inside a car during a traffic stop in Knoxville, according to police.

Where is there to go from here?

The upstanding member of the community pictured above. He looks like the kind of subhuman that would run over a man, cutting him in half then driving around with his torso in the passenger seat.

Officers said they made the discovery Sunday after stopping a car they said was swerving between lanes on Interstate 40.

According to investigators, Dorrae Johnson, 29, was heading west near mile marker 388 when he was stopped. Investigators said Johnson yelled out the window that he had to get to his family’s home and then drove away from the traffic stop.

Johnson is accused of then taking the Sutherland Avenue exit, hitting a curb, and blowing out a tire while driving the wrong direction. Investigators said Johnson then hit a utility pole, jumped out of the car, and ran away.

An officer arrested Johnson and turned off Johnson’s car. That’s when the officer said he discovered a human torso in the passenger floorboard. The torso was reportedly missing its lower half, which was later found with its wallet at what police called “the scene of impact.”

Police identified the victim as Daryl Butler, according to the report. Police said Butler was a pedestrian who was hit and killed by Johnson.

The officer who arrested Johnson said Johnson appeared intoxicated. A report stated Johnson said “he knew he was “blitzed.” That’s some mighty fine police work Lou.

When police asked who was in the car with him, Johnson said he and the passenger had switched seats, according to a report Jesus. That is probably the best line I have ever heard from these kind of stories. No wonder the car wrecked, original driver had no legs


” A mother and her two daughters are still reeling from a terrifying ordeal in which a man broke into their Corona home, took off all his clothes, and tried to use a hammer to smash through a wall to reach the room where they had barricaded themselves. “

Sometimes you just have to wonder where these kinda people come from. What kind of place produces guys like this. Some small Mid-western town in Indiana? A back country hollow in NC? Nope. Exactly where you expect. The weather is great there I hear though.

Jason Nelson, 43, is seen in this booking photo provided by the Corona Police Department.

Jason Nelson, 43, is seen in this booking photo provided by the Corona Police Department.

Some people just have one of those “break into your house naked with a hammer ” faces.

Rachel Bollin said she was home with her two daughters, while her husband was away on business, when she heard a loud smash and thought her dogs were getting into trouble.

Then she heard a man’s voice say, “Call 911. I’m in your home.” That was mighty nice of him!

He used a child’s scooter to break a rear sliding glass door, Bollin said, then went to the garage, removed all his clothes, and got a hammer before making his way up the stairs to the bedrooms.

At that point, Bollin said she called 911 as she barricaded herself and her twin daughters in a bedroom across from the master bedroom.

She said her terrified girls were hiding under blankets while the naked intruder pounded on the bedroom door.

Rachel Bollin speaks to KTLA on June 3, 2019. (Credit: KTLA)

Rachel Bollin speaks to KTLA on June 3, 2019. (Credit: KTLA)

Through all this, Bollin said she was screaming out the window for help, speaking to the 911 dispatcher on the phone, and trying to protect her children at the same time.

The man then moved to the master closet and began smashing through a wall with the hammer, almost breaking through to the adjoining room to reach Bollin and her daughters.

Thankfully, police arrived within minutes and arrested the intruder.

Hmmmm. if only she had something small, and portable and hand held that could have ended the threat posed by this naked rampaging man…

“In my mind, his intention was to at least kill me,” Bollin said. “And then, why are you naked? What is your intention? And now you’re busting into a child’s room.” Yea we wonder.. what cold he have been thinking.? I’m sure that he being naked for the world to see, likely had a “tell” indicating exactly what he had in mind.

However, much to Bollin’s shock and anger, she said, he was released on bail four hours later. What? In The People’s Republic of Kalifornia with its priority of giving drug addicts, crazies and felons preferential treatment? Get me my old timey fainting couch! I declare! How could this be?

Has the lady of the house, a good Left coast liberal, learned her lesson from this encounter with the real world?

“I always felt like in California that we really cared about people and that we were trying to create fair laws, but this is very, very unfair because he has more rights than my children. So forgive me, but at some point you have to say, there were minors in a room where he was naked and trying to break into, with a hammer.”

Bollin said the family is also considering civil action against him. She said they have taken out a restraining order and are appealing to state lawmakers for more information on the case.

…….Yea. That will do it.

Corona Mother and Two Girls Terrified by Naked Intruder Smashing Though Wall With Hammer