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A Pennsylvania court ruled Tuesday that making a “gunlike hand gesture” is a crime after a man made the hand motion during an argument with his neighbor — an act which reportedly made several nearby residents nervous and prompted a call to police.

And the PA state Snowflake of the year award goes to…

Stephen Kirchner, 64, made the gesture toward his neighbor in Manor Township in June 2018, according to surveillance video. Kirchner, walking alongside a female neighbor, “stopped, made eye contact with [the male neighbor] and then made a hand gesture at him imitating the firing and recoiling of a gun,” according to court documents. My GAWD!

The action made one neighbor feel “extremely threatened” and he called 911. Another neighbor said she saw Kirchner “put his finger up like he was going to shoot [the neighbor]”, “insecure,” prompting her to call 911. Good job citizen. When you see something, say something.

Kirchner and the female neighbor Kirchner had been walking with previously had issues and confrontations, sparking the neighbor to install six security cameras on his property. At the time of the incident in 2018, the female neighbor had a “no contact” order against the neighbor who felt threatened, court documents indicate.

Kirchner was issued a citation for disorderly conduct following the incident. He said in district court he made the “gunlike” gesture after his neighbor gave him “the finger with both hands.”

The 64-year-old was found guilty, but appealed, arguing the hand gesture didn’t “create a hazardous or physically offensive condition.” Kirchner said he didn’t mean to cause public alarm, and there wasn’t really any harm done to the neighbor or others.

Well we live in the world of pre-crime now. Sorry dude.

Yeah both of these guys sound like first class pricks. But hand gestures being a crime is just one more addition to Clown World


Even doing something as mundane as riding an elevator in, NEW YORK CITY! can result in your early trip to the grave. Last week up and coming tech dude decided to skip the stair. Little did he know it be a trip to the end of his life.

A 30-year-old man was crushed to death Thursday by an elevator at a New York high-rise, police said. The man was pinned by the elevator between the basement and first floor of a building on Third Avenue on the East Side of Manhattan, said Det. Sophia Mason, a police spokeswoman.

Video link below where you can see it happen via full color security camera footage if you are a sick puppy such as myself. No blood or gore in the video , I promise. But it is brutal nonetheless.


Emergency medical personnel pronounced the man dead at the scene after a 911 call, Mason said. The medical examiner’s office ruled the death an accident, and said the cause was blunt force injuries to his neck and torso. The man appeared to have been leaving the elevator at the first floor when it plunged and pinned him between floors, police said.

The man was identified as Samuel Charles Waisbren, the New York Police Department said in a statement.The city’s Department of Buildings was investigating and “will take all appropriate enforcement actions,” the agency said in a statement.

Inspectors responded to the scene. “Elevators are the safest form of travel in New York, due to the city’s stringent inspection and safety requirements,” the statement said. “We’re determined to find out what went wrong at this building and seek ways to prevent incidents like this in the future.”

There was no immediate comment from the property manager.

No word yet if Deblasio has banned all future elevator travel .


You know how it is. One minute you are cramming tacos down your gaping maw and the next thing you know you are assuming room temp. on a metal slab.

Cinco de Mayo, Graduation and Superiority 03-27/28-18

FRESNO, Calif. —

A man died shortly after competing in a taco-eating contest at a minor league baseball game in California, authorities said Wednesday. Sponsored by Taco bell?

Dana Hutchings, 41, of Fresno, died Tuesday night shortly after arriving at a hospital, Fresno Sheriff spokesman Tony Botti said.

An autopsy on Hutchings will be done Thursday to determine a cause of death, Botti said. It was not immediately known how many tacos the man had eaten or whether he had won the contest. Poor bastard. Can’t even get recognized at his moment of ultimate triumph!

Fresno Grizzlies spokesman Paul Braverman said in a statement that the team was “devastated to learn” of the fan’s death and that the team would “work closely with local authorities and provide any helpful information that is requested.” I’m a little skeptical that they care that much.

Tuesday night’s competition came ahead of Saturday’s World Taco Eating Championship to be held at Fresno’s annual Taco Truck Throwdown. The team on Wednesday announced that it was canceling that taco-eating contest, though a “taco truck throwdown” featuring food trucks and musical entertainment would go ahead as planned. I see what happened here. With so much at stake with this prestigious title on the line, foul play had to become part of it. It’s a high pressure game with so much to win or lose. It’s clear some one attempted to rig the game by knocking out the odds on winner.

Matthew Boylan, who watched Tuesday’s taco eating contest from his seat in Section 105, told the Fresno Bee he quickly noticed Hutchings because “he was eating so fast compared to the other two (contestants).”

“It was like he’d never eaten before,” Boylan said. “He was just shoving the tacos down his mouth without chewing.” I knew it! A fine athlete struck down in his prime over money. It’s really not surprising.

He said Hutchings collapsed and hit his face on a table about seven minutes into the contest, then fell to the ground. The eating contest ended immediately. Suppressed .22 Hi Standard to the back of the head from under the bleachers?

During the 2018 Taco Eating Championship in Fresno, professional eater Geoffrey Esper downed 73 tacos in eight minutes, KFSN-TV reported.

Competitive-eating contests have become major attractions at festivals and other events. Among the most popular is the annual Nathan’s Famous July Fourth hot dog eating contest on New York’s Coney Island, where Joey Chestnut this year’s champion ate 71. Esper finished third.

When will we end these eating contests? Death, illegal betting, lives and careers ruined, performance enhancing steroids. Our children look up to these heroes of the arena. I for one say it’s passed time congress take a look at the big money, high stakes world of competitive eating.


Oi Mate! When Guns Is Outlawed Only Outlaws Will ‘Ave Knoives

Thank God that Cheery old England has banned guns. We have a perfect utopia we can look to for an example of the modern western civilized nation that has eradicated murder and violent crime..

“A man has been stabbed outside the Home Office building in central London.

The victim, who is in his 60s, was taken to hospital with non life-threatening injuries, police said.

Metropolitan Police officers were called to the building in Marsham Street, near the Houses of Parliament in Westminster, at 13:06 BST.

A 29-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of causing grievous bodily harm and possession of CS spray. He remains in police custody.

rabid stabbing assault knife pictures with device used for posting offensive thought crime words on the “world wide web”

The wounded man went into the building to seek assistance, an eyewitness said. The building is now in lockdown.

Police said they were not ruling out a terror-related attack and said they were “keeping an open mind about any possible motive at this early stage”.

Home Secretary Priti Patel sent out a tweet saying her thoughts were with the victim and his family following the “unprovoked knife attack”. “sorry it happened but you know, price you pay and all that, stiff upper lip. pip pip cheerio!”

Eyewitness Gareth Milner said he was outside the Home Office when “a number of armed police officers arrived on scene and entered the building”.

‘Deeply concerning’

“Some time later a gentleman with quite a bloodied face and with dressing pressed into his face was escorted out of the Home Office by paramedics,” said Mr Milner.

He said the man was “walking on his own two feet”.

A Home Office spokesperson said: “The Metropolitan Police is investigating a knife attack which took place outside the Home Office this afternoon. The victim is receiving medical care.

“This is a deeply concerning incident and our thoughts are with him and his family.

“As this is an ongoing investigation. It would be inappropriate to comment further.”

In an Attempt to fight this Knife Violence that has now put NYC to shame, they powers that be have come up with a out side the box solution to get the urban youths to realize the folly of their ways.

When Guns Are Outlawed Only Outlaws Will have Stink Finger

A Montgomery man was jailed Saturday accused of exposing himself outside the Alabama State Capitol building and throwing punches at a state trooper, according to court records.  Oh , it gets better..

Julian David Murphy, 60, was charged with disorderly conduct and public lewdness after the incident about 8 a.m.

According to an arrest affidavit written by the state trooper, Murphy approached the law enforcement official’s vehicle while the state trooper was parked on the South Union Street side near the gift shop. 

Julian Murphy was charged with public lewdness and disorderly conduct after he allegedly exposed himself and threw punches at a state trooper outside the state capitol.

Julian Murphy was charged with public lewdness and disorderly conduct after he allegedly exposed himself and threw punches at a state trooper outside the state capitol. (Photo: MCSO)

“The subject was talking out of his head and saying things that did not make sense,” the state trooper wrote. 

“I exited my vehicle and asked the subject to move on,” the trooper wrote.


“At that time the subject gave me a thousand-yard stare and then took a swing at me,” the law enforcement official wrote.

Things take a turn for the surreal from there.

The trooper blocked his swing and backed away, he wrote.

Murphy then “dropped his pants with his back to me, put his finger in his rectum and then came at me swinging,” the state trooper wrote. 

Well. You don’t hear that every day. I wonder if he left one finger stuck in his butthole and went wildly flailing with his other hand. How can I sleep at night not knowing?!

“I removed my Taser and tased the subject one time. The subject then fell to the ground,” the state trooper wrote in court records.  what a day he had !