5.56 Timeline


You know how it is. One minute you are cramming tacos down your gaping maw and the next thing you know you are assuming room temp. on a metal slab.

Cinco de Mayo, Graduation and Superiority 03-27/28-18

FRESNO, Calif. —

A man died shortly after competing in a taco-eating contest at a minor league baseball game in California, authorities said Wednesday. Sponsored by Taco bell?

Dana Hutchings, 41, of Fresno, died Tuesday night shortly after arriving at a hospital, Fresno Sheriff spokesman Tony Botti said.

An autopsy on Hutchings will be done Thursday to determine a cause of death, Botti said. It was not immediately known how many tacos the man had eaten or whether he had won the contest. Poor bastard. Can’t even get recognized at his moment of ultimate triumph!

Fresno Grizzlies spokesman Paul Braverman said in a statement that the team was “devastated to learn” of the fan’s death and that the team would “work closely with local authorities and provide any helpful information that is requested.” I’m a little skeptical that they care that much.

Tuesday night’s competition came ahead of Saturday’s World Taco Eating Championship to be held at Fresno’s annual Taco Truck Throwdown. The team on Wednesday announced that it was canceling that taco-eating contest, though a “taco truck throwdown” featuring food trucks and musical entertainment would go ahead as planned. I see what happened here. With so much at stake with this prestigious title on the line, foul play had to become part of it. It’s a high pressure game with so much to win or lose. It’s clear some one attempted to rig the game by knocking out the odds on winner.

Matthew Boylan, who watched Tuesday’s taco eating contest from his seat in Section 105, told the Fresno Bee he quickly noticed Hutchings because “he was eating so fast compared to the other two (contestants).”

“It was like he’d never eaten before,” Boylan said. “He was just shoving the tacos down his mouth without chewing.” I knew it! A fine athlete struck down in his prime over money. It’s really not surprising.

He said Hutchings collapsed and hit his face on a table about seven minutes into the contest, then fell to the ground. The eating contest ended immediately. Suppressed .22 Hi Standard to the back of the head from under the bleachers?

During the 2018 Taco Eating Championship in Fresno, professional eater Geoffrey Esper downed 73 tacos in eight minutes, KFSN-TV reported.

Competitive-eating contests have become major attractions at festivals and other events. Among the most popular is the annual Nathan’s Famous July Fourth hot dog eating contest on New York’s Coney Island, where Joey Chestnut this year’s champion ate 71. Esper finished third.

When will we end these eating contests? Death, illegal betting, lives and careers ruined, performance enhancing steroids. Our children look up to these heroes of the arena. I for one say it’s passed time congress take a look at the big money, high stakes world of competitive eating.


Oi Mate! When Guns Is Outlawed Only Outlaws Will ‘Ave Knoives

Thank God that Cheery old England has banned guns. We have a perfect utopia we can look to for an example of the modern western civilized nation that has eradicated murder and violent crime..

“A man has been stabbed outside the Home Office building in central London.

The victim, who is in his 60s, was taken to hospital with non life-threatening injuries, police said.

Metropolitan Police officers were called to the building in Marsham Street, near the Houses of Parliament in Westminster, at 13:06 BST.

A 29-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of causing grievous bodily harm and possession of CS spray. He remains in police custody.

rabid stabbing assault knife pictures with device used for posting offensive thought crime words on the “world wide web”

The wounded man went into the building to seek assistance, an eyewitness said. The building is now in lockdown.

Police said they were not ruling out a terror-related attack and said they were “keeping an open mind about any possible motive at this early stage”.

Home Secretary Priti Patel sent out a tweet saying her thoughts were with the victim and his family following the “unprovoked knife attack”. “sorry it happened but you know, price you pay and all that, stiff upper lip. pip pip cheerio!”

Eyewitness Gareth Milner said he was outside the Home Office when “a number of armed police officers arrived on scene and entered the building”.

‘Deeply concerning’

“Some time later a gentleman with quite a bloodied face and with dressing pressed into his face was escorted out of the Home Office by paramedics,” said Mr Milner.

He said the man was “walking on his own two feet”.

A Home Office spokesperson said: “The Metropolitan Police is investigating a knife attack which took place outside the Home Office this afternoon. The victim is receiving medical care.

“This is a deeply concerning incident and our thoughts are with him and his family.

“As this is an ongoing investigation. It would be inappropriate to comment further.”

In an Attempt to fight this Knife Violence that has now put NYC to shame, they powers that be have come up with a out side the box solution to get the urban youths to realize the folly of their ways.

When Guns Are Outlawed Only Outlaws Will have Stink Finger

A Montgomery man was jailed Saturday accused of exposing himself outside the Alabama State Capitol building and throwing punches at a state trooper, according to court records.  Oh , it gets better..

Julian David Murphy, 60, was charged with disorderly conduct and public lewdness after the incident about 8 a.m.

According to an arrest affidavit written by the state trooper, Murphy approached the law enforcement official’s vehicle while the state trooper was parked on the South Union Street side near the gift shop. 

Julian Murphy was charged with public lewdness and disorderly conduct after he allegedly exposed himself and threw punches at a state trooper outside the state capitol.

Julian Murphy was charged with public lewdness and disorderly conduct after he allegedly exposed himself and threw punches at a state trooper outside the state capitol. (Photo: MCSO)

“The subject was talking out of his head and saying things that did not make sense,” the state trooper wrote. 

“I exited my vehicle and asked the subject to move on,” the trooper wrote.


“At that time the subject gave me a thousand-yard stare and then took a swing at me,” the law enforcement official wrote.

Things take a turn for the surreal from there.

The trooper blocked his swing and backed away, he wrote.

Murphy then “dropped his pants with his back to me, put his finger in his rectum and then came at me swinging,” the state trooper wrote. 

Well. You don’t hear that every day. I wonder if he left one finger stuck in his butthole and went wildly flailing with his other hand. How can I sleep at night not knowing?!

“I removed my Taser and tased the subject one time. The subject then fell to the ground,” the state trooper wrote in court records.  what a day he had !


A damaged tanker truck exploded in Tanzania Saturday, with at least 62 people burning to death, making it one of the worst incidents of this kind in the country. What a tragedy. All those innocent people minding their own business just standing around… er.. oh wait..

At least 70 people more were injured, many suffering from serious burns, in the incident in the town of Morogoro – about 120 miles west of Dar es Salaam, Tanzania’s economic capital – as people were trying to siphon fuel out of the tanker truck.

Trying to siphon gas from a crashed tanker truck. Evolution in action right there.

Tanzanian government spokesman Hassan Abbasi said the news of the deaths was “received with sadness” and sent condolences to the families of the victims. Even more sadness over the loss of all that possible free fuel.

Witnesses told the Associated Press that a crowd had gathered around the fuel tanker after it was involved in an accident early Saturday. People then rushed to try to siphon fuel, but the tanker burst into flames. Snort! What can I even add to that ? Instant justice?

“The fire was huge and it was challenging to rescue victims,” Daniel Ngogo, who saw the explosion, told Reuters. “The situation is really bad. Many people died here — even those who were not stealing fuel — because this is a busy place.”

People getting killed in explosions while stealing fuel from incapacitated tankers are fairly frequent in East Africa, ( what a shock ) though the Saturday explosion is among the deadliest in Tanzania. Those stealing the fuel usually sell it to motorists for cheap. They should have invested in green energy. Less deadly to steal and rob from .


jeff epstein assumed room temperature early this morning.

Yea. Is there anyone within our sphere of influence surprised?

Convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died overnight in an apparent suicide, law enforcement sources told the Post Saturday. Even the Post is having trouble buying this one. haha

Jeffrey Epstein

Jeffrey Epstein

A gurney carrying a man who looked like Epstein was wheeled into New York Downtown Hospital around 7:30 a.m.

A call for a reported cardiac arrest came in at 6:38 a.m., Fire Department sources said.

Two weeks ago, Epstein, 66, was placed on suicide watch after he was found nearly unconscious in his cell with injuries to his neck.

The multimillionaire financier was being held without bail pending trial on child sex-trafficking charges.

Epstein was busted July 6 over the alleged sexual abuse of dozens of young girls in his Upper East Side townhouse and his waterfront mansion in Palm, Beach, Florida, between 2002 and 2005. He pleaded not guilty and faced up to 45 years in prison

Thousands of documents unsealed Friday in connection with a defamation case against the perv’s alleged recruiter revealed dozens of high-profile names that a self-identified victim, Virginia Giuffre, said she was forced to perform sex acts with, from former Maine Sen. George Mitchell and ex-New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson, money manager Glenn Dubin and MIT professor Marvin Minksy.

Yea yea yea. He rubbed elbows with lots of ultra scum bags. We all knew that even if he was a relative nobody. But the one that led to his untimely demise is William Jefferson Clinton. We know what happens to those investigating, testifying or even knowing something about the Clintons. Not to mention various other ultra rich leftists.

Listening to some NYPD talking head on the news this morning talking about the SOP of watching a guy like epstein who is listed as suicidal makes me pretty damn skeptical that he offed himself. So he either hung himself or was provided a chance to off himself by Top Men within the holding facility. It is NY after all. And if Michael Corleone taught us anything, it’s that you can “get” anyone.

As the NPCs in the news media keep spewing from their unoriginal mouths this morning, he was the “man who knew too much.

Chalk another one up for the Clintons.