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Assault Rifle Menaces Japan

Well. well well. What do we have here…

You know that peaceful country out east that has a model of gun control that the communists in this country often tout as a perfect example? Well, seems you have to worry about more than Godzilla and being irradiated by the tuna now.

People in Japan are in shock over a violent murder.
A senior member of a yakuza crime syndicate was shot in a busy shopping district. And in a country where guns are strictly controlled, the weapon appears to have been an assault rifle. GASP! WHAT IS THIS? WHAT. IS. THIS!!!!!

The shooting happened around 5pm Wednesday in the western city of Amagasaki. About a dozen shell casings were found at the scene.

This is the automatic rifle thought to have been used. Experts say it’s likely a modification of the M16. That’s a model that was used by the US military. Thanks to the experts at the NHK we now determine the obvious M16 is an M16. Bot the bolt action rifle or shotguns that are one of the few types of arms that it is still possible to buy in Japan through a insane process.

People who live near the scene said they were worried. A man said, “I’m terrified. There are lots of people around at five o’clock.”

A woman said, ” What if I had been there? I could have been hit by a stray bullet.” No lady that’s not possible, these kind of things only happen in America. I know this because I was assured by barrack the benevolent.

The suspect was arrested in Kyoto, one hour after the shooting. He was surrounded by police vehicles. Then he threw a handgun and a rifle to the ground. He’s believed to be an associate of the Yamaguchi-gumi crime syndicate. Nani!? Two guns!

The victim was a senior member of a gang connected with the Kobe Yamaguchi-gumi. They’re a crime syndicate that split off from the Yamaguchi-gumi. The two groups have been fighting over the past six months.

The Yamaguchi-gumi number-two, Kiyoshi Takayama, could be a focus of police attention. He was released from prison last month, after serving 6 years for extortion.

Police had been on the alert in case the feud between the two groups escalated. They are trying to find out whether the shooting has anything to do with the feud.

If you know anything at all about how the Japanese police work, you will know that nothing will be done except some guy who looked at a school girl on a train will be arrested for making her uncomfortable.


Teens sometimes get really angry at their parents and rebel. They will go drink booze or inject themselves with pot or even sneak out the bedroom window and go play a game of spin the bottle with the local homeless population. This teen made his point another way. He picked one of humanities oldest tools and made his Dad understand what a big boomer he is( was).

TERRYTOWN, La. (WGNO) – A 14-year-old Louisiana boy is behind bars after he stabbed his father to death with a spear Wednesday, according to the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office.

The teen called deputies to a home in the 2100 block of Browning Lane in Tarrytown around 10 a.m. and told officers he had just stabbed his father, sheriff’s officials say.

When deputies arrived, they found a 50-year-old man inside the home who had been stabbed ( speared?) multiple times.

The victim was pronounced dead on the scene.

The officers arrested the victim’s 14-year-old son and were able to identify the murder weapon, which the JPSO has described as a spear.

The victim and the arrested suspect have not yet been identified.

I blame violent video games and guns for this.


Brace yourselves for this one.

A West Virginia man admitted to authorities that he married one of his two daughters after helping both of them kill another man and dump him in a shallow grave, a report said Monday.

Some times the heart just won’t be denied. Sometimes love is so strong, two people find a way no matter the obstacle. Let’s say you got a sweet eye on your own daughter but she has another man in her life. What do you do? Well you don’t give up that’s for sure. You persevere. You find a way. You get your other daughter to help you with your grand romantic gesture.

Larry Paul McClure, 55, said in a letter to state investigators that he and his daughters — 31-year-old Amanda Michelle Naylor McClure and 32-year-old Anna Marie Choudhry — plotted the murder of John McGuire, who was dating Amanda, the Bluefield Daily Telegraph reported.

A West Virginia State Police officer testified in a recent court hearing that the trio hit McGuire in the head with a bottle of wine, tied him up and injected him with two vials of meth, according to the report.

They then strangled him and buried him in a shallow grave on the property of a home where they were staying in the Skygusty section of the state. I been there , its exactly what you imagine its like.

Larry Paul McClure, 55, said in a letter to state investigators that he and his daughters — 31-year-old Amanda Michelle Naylor McClure and 32-year-old Anna Marie Choudhry — plotted the murder of John McGuire.

Larry Paul McClure, 55, said in a letter to state investigators that he and his daughters — 31-year-old Amanda Michelle Naylor McClure and 32-year-old Anna Marie Choudhry — plotted the murder of John McGuire.

“I cannot tell you why Amanda wanted John McGuire dead,” Larry McClure wrote, according to the report. “All I know is , the closer the kin..

“I am asking for this to be over and not waisting [sic] the taxpayers money and hurting the family members on both sides of this. John McGuires family and my family,” he added. That’s might thoughtful of him.

Police allege Amanda and her father then traveled to Virginia and married each other at the United Methodist Church ministry of the gospel. Now we know why Va went totally blue last election.

This story originally appeared in the New York Post. For more from the Post, click here


Last week an Ethopian man beheaded his wife, slit their kids throat and killed himself. This week we have Indian man who had some jealousy issues.

A Queens man knifed his wife to death, admitted to the slaying in a text message to her sister, and then hanged himself from a nearby tree on Friday night, law enforcement sources said.

Well that was thoughtful of him I guess.

The suspect, who was not immediately identified, killed his 27-year-old wife at a home on Albert Road near Whitelaw Street in Ozone Park, the sources said.

He then texted the woman’s sister to tell her his wife was dead inside the house — and that there was a spare key under a flower pot, police sources added. The sister rushed to the home at around 7:30 p.m. and used the key to get inside — where she discovered the body.

Donne Dojoy with her husband Dineshwan Budhidat

Donne Dojoy (right) with her husband, Dineshwan Budhidat

It was a real-life Bollywood horror story. Indeed.

A Queens monster who fatally stabbed his beautiful bartender wife and then hanged himself from a tree was insanely jealous of a “rival” thousands of miles away: megastar Indian actor Hrithik Roshan, her grieving friends told The Post on Saturday.

Donne Dojoy, 27, was enthralled by the Hindi heartthrob’s soulful performances and lissome dancing — an innocent infatuation that sent her husband, Dineshwar Budhidat, 33, into fits of rage, the pals said.

She told me when she was at home watching a movie or listening to a song [with Roshan in it], he would ask her to take it off because he would get so jealous,” said Mala Ramdhani, 52, a karaoke singer at Gemini’s Ultra Lounge in Ozone Park, where Dojoy tended bar.

This kind of jealousy is hard to believe. I have from high school whose first wife was a couple points below this level. My friend was an admirer of Pamela Anderson and his GF then later wife ( then later still ex-wife) was insane levels of jealous over this. So much so that he had to hide a copy of the movie Barbed Wire behind the water heater in their apartment for fear she would fine it and watch when she was at work. When he mentioned Anderson , his wife would get violent. As you can imagine she was pleasant to be around.



Hoo boy this is a good one.


An artist and poet from Jefferson City is dead following a performance on Halloween night. During a spoken word performance about suicide, Tarren Jakobi, who went by the stage name ‘Mr. Sunshine’, simulated ( apparently not lol) a hanging in front of a crowd of on-lookers at The Mission Bar in Jeff City. Audience members posed for pictures with Jakobi and took videos of the performance, not realizing anything was wrong. It wasn’t until several minutes later, they realized the stunt was going on too long and contacted emergency services.I wonder if it was the purple face and the corpse pissing and shitting all over the floor that tipped them off.

isn’t this guy good Mable? it’s so realistic!”

A benefit concert is being held tonight at Gumbo Bottoms Ale House to help cover funeral expenses. Several bands are scheduled to perform. Any and all tips/donations received during the show will go to Jakobi’s family. A memorial is scheduled for Monday at Bone’s in the Alley.

Police have yet to determine if he killed himself ironically.

He did bring awareness to suicide though.