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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE CHOO-CHOOS

As things fall apart and the end draws nigh, the crazies really come out don’t they?

LOS ANGELES (AP) — A train engineer intentionally drove a speeding locomotive off a track at the Port of Los Angeles because he was suspicious about the presence of a Navy hospital ship docked there to help during the coronovirus crisis, federal prosecutors said Wednesday.’

Seems like a rational reasoned action to take to me.

The locomotive crashed through a series of barriers and fences before coming to rest more than 250 yards (230 meters) from the U.S. Navy Hospital Ship Mercy on Tuesday, the U.S. Department of Justice said in a release.

Nobody was hurt.

Eduardo Moreno, 44, was charged with one count of train wrecking, prosecutors said. It wasn’t immediately known if he has an attorney. Is that even real? Probably since every conceivable thing has a law in CA.

CHIEF-“Book him boys.”

Top Men- “On what charge chief?”

CHIEF- “1st degree chain wrecking”

Moreno acknowledged in two separate interviews with law enforcement that he intentionally derailed and crashed the train near the Mercy, according to the criminal complaint.

“You only get this chance once. The whole world is watching. I had to,” Moreno told investigators, according to the complaint. “People don’t know what’s going on here. Now they will.”

YOLO!

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE HOARDING COUGHERS

It’s good to see the FBI risking their health to be out making sure we are safe.

A Brooklyn man claiming to be infected with the coronavirus coughed on FBI agents who were investigating him for hoarding medical supplies, the US Attorney’s Office said Monday.

Baruch Feldheim, 43, is facing charges of assault and making false statements to the feds( that old multipurpose chestnut) on Sunday outside his Borough Park home where he allegedly peddled and stored massive amounts of N95 respirator masks, federal officials said.

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15 The scene where 80,000 N95 face masks were confiscated during an FBI raid at a warehouse in New Jersey.

When the agents were within four to five feet of him, Feldheim allegedly coughed in their direction without covering his mouth,” the US attorney’s release said. “At that point, Feldheim told the FBI agents that that he had the Coronavirus,” the statement said.

I’m surprised they didn’t shoot him .

Feldheim then allegedly lied to FBI agents regarding his possession and sale of medical supplies. Yet certain somebodies who lied to the FBI have million dollar book deals and are still out free and clear.

He falsely told the agents that he worked for a company that bought and sold PPE and that he never took physical custody of the materials.

I think the real problem here is the Top Men ran into their own kind. The fellow was competition.

https://nypost.com/2020/03/30/brooklyn-man-arrested-for-hoarding-masks-coughing-on-fbi-agents/

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE RIM JOBS

Gosh. New York City is so modern and progressive. The government there has shown to really care about the things that matter. In the recent trifles they are dealing with they even take the time to not only warn their subjects of a real scourge on humanity but outright ban it.

NYC declares war on ‘rim jobs’ in graphic health department memo

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NYC’s Department of Health is bending over backwards to warn the public about a whole new threat — “rim jobs.”

I know what you’re thinkin. But I did not write that.

The city’s health agency issued graphic guidelines for safe sex practices during the coronavirus pandemic Saturday, and while many were quick to take jabs at the agency for labeling masturbation safer than sex with a partner, most missed the backdoor rim shot.

Yes, the city specifically called out rimming — or using the tongue on the REDACTED!! rim of another person for sexual pleasure — as particularly dangerous in a jaw-dropping section of the public safety alert.

Rimming (mouth on REDACTED!!!!!!) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth,” the city warned in the section titled, “Take care during sex.”

I promise I did not make these disgusting, poor tasting jokes, I am above that. I even saved you all from losing your innocence by reading these vulgar words in too much detail using my powers to censor given to me by our now war time footing due to ChinAIDS.

Eagle-eyed Twitter users, naturally, had a field day with the bizarre bullet point, whipping it into the butt of jokes online.

The NYC Health Department has a document about sex and coronavirus that includes a statement about rimming,” one person wrote. “‘Stay at least six feet from other people, and be sure not to lick anyone’s REDACTED!!!!!!!!.‘”

Day 13 of quarantine: my parents read the NYC coronavirus sex guidelines and are now discussing rimming at the dinner table. Need evacuation ASAP,” one person wrote.

The question is are they really going to enforce this and if so how? Is this why the NY authorities want the military sent so badly?

Read the news article here, I really can’t top the worthy at the NYpost who wrote it without getting so vulgar some of our readers would never look at me the same way again.

https://nypost.com/2020/03/24/nyc-declares-war-on-rim-jobs-in-graphic-health-department-memo/

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE CRACK PIPES AND GAS LEAKS

It’s a real shame when something like this happens. And made worse because it is one of the rare times people died in Detroit and it not be from gang violence

DETROIT (WXYZ) — One man is unaccounted for and two others are injured following a house explosion in Detroit early Friday morning, according to Detroit Fire officials.

Around 4 a.m., Detroit police, fire and EMS crews responded to the 680 block of Archdale on a report of possible shots fired and house explosion with a person possibly trapped inside.

Earlier, fire officials told 7 Action News that the man was deceased, but it is now unclear if he survived the blast and managed to get away. Detroit police say crews were unable to find the man’s body at the scene.

7 Action News reporter Syma Chowdhry learned there were at least four people inside the home when it exploded, and two were pulled out of the debris by firefighters.

Wait a minute…

A 46-year-old woman is in critical condition suffering from burns.

The cause of the fire was a gas leak.

Police say the woman told firefighters the house blew up right after she lit up a crack pipe. Some neighbors told Chowdhry they heard gunshots around the same time.

Whaaa Whaaaaa Sad trombone noises

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY NAKED ROCK THROWERS WILL BE OUTLAWS

Duy Khanh

Duy Khanh , NOT Howard this time.

What to do when COVID-19 has the nation gripped in the terror of impending doom of plague? You got to blow off the steam from all that stress some how. Well, you strip naked and go outside and toss rocks at cars.

A Florida man was arrested for chucking rocks at passing cars while naked on his driveway on Tuesday, a report said.

I submit to you all , that if a man isn’t free to stand naked in his own driveway and toss rocks then he isn’t really free.

Multiple people witnessed the bizarre behavior of 34-year-old Duy Khanh and called authorities, according to WKMG News 6.

Brevard County Deputies showed up and found the naked suspect, the report said.

Do you think he was easy to spot?

It wasn’t clear why the man was naked and throwing rocks. Does it even matter at that point?

Khanh was charged with the exposure of sexual organs, according to jail records.