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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE RAILROAD SPIKES

In California, guns are so heavily controlled that even saying the word “gun” will result in a 10,000 dollar fine and 10,000 years in prison. They are so controlled that murders have become something that is basically a myth, a legend repeated by baby boomers old enough to recall a time when California still labored under the oppressive ideology known as freedom. These days, people are safe and their only worry is dying of old age before they can pay their fair share of the state’s tax burden.

Just kidding

A schizophrenic San Diego man accused of a series of unprovoked murders and assaults, mostly on homeless men — several of whom were impaled with railroad spikes — pleaded guilty this week to the grisly crimes. Assault spikes need to be banned immediately.

Jon David Guerrero in San Diego Superior

Jon David Guerrero in San Diego Superior Court ZUMAPRESS

Who knows how many miles of railroad track cross this country? And there are spikes in those track ties just waiting for anyone, even a child to come along and get one. There are no guards or background checks to stop this railroad spike loophole! This gap in the law allowed this man to be seduced by the destructive power of the spike and go on his mass spiking spree.

Jon David Guerrero, 42, pleaded guilty Monday to 15 charges involving 12 men and one woman: four counts each of murder and attempted murder, five counts of assault with a deadly weapon likely to cause great bodily injury and two counts of arson for setting fire to two of the fatal victims, the San Diego Union-Tribune reported. When Will Norfolk Southern stop their evil lobbying to congress ? If only railroad spikes were as regulated as women’s bodies we wouldn’t have this kind of thing happen.

He also confessed to a special-circumstance allegation of committing multiple murders, for which he could have faced the death penalty — but prosecutors had not decided whether to seek it, according to the report. This has become all too common in the US, It never happens in other civilized western nations.

Guerrero, whose mental competency to stand trial has been a factor for years, agreed to be sentenced May 1 to four consecutive life terms behind bars without the possibility of parole, with an additional 143 years to life on top of that.

Guerrero’s horrifying spree began in February 2016 and ended in July of that year, according to the report.

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE SCISSORING

The melee kicked off when Nandine Bell, 46, was buying a bag of shrimp from Pamela Freshley, 55, in the North Side of the city

Nandine Bell (right) and Pamela Freshley (left). yes both of those are women

Get your minds out of the gutter. This is a serious news story on a serious website.

The melee kicked off when Nandine Bell, 46, was buying a bag of shrimp from Pamela Freshley, 55, in the North Side of the city at about 12:30 p.m. on Jan. 15, the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reported.

The pair started arguing, according to the report, and Freshley took the bag of shrimp and began walking away.

Bell tried to grab the bag from her, but Freshley resisted and whipped out a pair of scissors.

A common tale. A shrimp deal in the hood goes bad. Next thing you know the scissors come out and blood flows.

Bell then allegedly grabbed a stick and started beating Freshley with it, the newspaper reported. Freshley responded by stabbing her in the face with the scissors. What else are you suppose to do when some one tries to gank your bag of shrimp and shiv you in the mug with scissors?

Both women were charged with aggravated assault and held on bail.

Ain’t nobody got time for dat!

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY FISH WILL BE OUTLAWS

What is more innocent and wholesome than a day out fishing with the family? Sun, surf, fun and a fish impaling you through the neck.

Pic shows: Needlefish had pierced the teenager Muhammad Idul on the neck. These images show the teenager who has survived after being impaled in the neck by a needlefish.

In Southeast Asia, the fish spear you. That’s right, a young fisherman is lucky to be alive after a fish impaled him through the neck while he was fishing in Southern Indonesia.

Muhammad Idul, 16, was fishing with his family in the waters off Wakinamboro village when a school of needlefish — a marine creature with a long snout and tack-like teeth — started jumping out of the water, CEN reports.

Idul got a closer look than intended when one of the creatures hopped into his boat and stabbed him in the throat with its sharp snout, knocking him into the water.

Graphic photos show that the critter’s needle-like nose gouged all the way through the back of his neck and exited out the other side.

Fortunately, Idul was able to swim back to the vessel and walk home with his unfortunate piercing still lodged in his neck. However, it was so firmly embedded that the teen had to be transferred from a Southeast Sulawesi hospital to a facility in Makassar for emergency surgery.

That sushi makes the puffer fish seem not so dangerous.

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY ROOSTERS WILL HAVE KNIVES

Colonel Sander’s worst nightmare has come to pass in the ultra modern and cosmopolitan nation of India.

A man has died after a rooster slashed him with a razor during an illegal cockfight in India. Saripalli Venkateswara Rao was a spectator in Pragadavaram village in the state of Andhra Pradesh on Friday.The birds have razor blades tied to their limbs and are then placed in the ring where they fight until one is left standing.

A man has died after a rooster slashed him with a razor during an illegal cockfight in India. (slasher rooster not pictured)
When an event organizer was placing the rooster into the ring, it struggled free and kicked out, fatally wounding 55-year-old Venkateswara Rao in the stomach. Right in the curry maker.

When an event organiser was placing the rooster into the ring, it struggled free and kicked out, fatally wounding 55-year-old Venkateswara Rao in the stomach. The Indian Supreme Court banned cockfights as part of the 1960 Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act, ( wait, then how could this have happened?)however they are still a popular practice in many Indian villages, especially as part of celebrations for Makar Sankranti, a Hindu festival day.Mr Venkateswara was the only death reported during the events, however a dozen other injuries were reported. Slasher spree! It was like A nightmare On Elm Street !

The roosters are also given steroids and fed protein rich diets, in an effort to increase their size and chances of winning the match. Just like professional US ball players. The rooster has already been contacted by a certain California football team.

WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY RUSSIAN PLUMBING WILL BE OUTLAWED

Da Kommrades. In Russia water boils you.

By The Associated Press

In this image made from video provided by Russian Emergency Situations Ministry press service, shows a view of a damaged hotel of nine rooms located in the basement of a residential building which was flooded with boiling water after a pipe ruptured in Perm, Russia, Monday, Jan. 20, 2020. Russian emergency services say heating pipe damage caused deaths and injuries. (Ministry of Emergency Situations press service via AP)In this image made from video provided by Russian Emergency Situations Ministry press service, shows a view of a damaged hotel of nine rooms located in the basement of a residential building which was flooded with boiling water after a pipe ruptured in Perm, Russia, Monday, Jan. 20, 2020. Russian emergency services say heating pipe damage caused deaths and injuries. (Ministry of Emergency Situations press service via AP)The Associated Press

MOSCOW — A heating pipe burst Monday in a small Russian hotel, flooding rooms with boiling water that killed five people and left six others injured in the central city of Perm, emergency officials said.

Now that is a nasty way to go. Hopefully they were all drunk on vodka or on krokodile and didn’t feel much.

The nine-room hotel was located in the basement of a residential building in the city of 1 million people near Russia’s Ural Mountains. Because Russia. All of the victims — who included a child — were staying at the hotel, authorities said. Three of the injured were hospitalized with burns.

Russian police have opened a probe into the tragedy. I think we all can guess what’s to blame.

The plumbing explosion left 20 buildings, including a hospital, a school and a kindergarten, without heat or hot water in the middle of winter, local authorities said.

Russian lawmaker Oleg Melnichenko said, given the deaths, the Russian parliament might consider a ban on having hotels or hostels in the basements of residential buildings.

Great idea. Good to see the US Gov isn’t the only government in the world that knows banning stuff always works to save lives. I guess we aren’t so different from the Russkies after all .