Surfing For Dolphins
There was a guy in one of my units who looked like the Toxic Avenger. So he was called "Toxic".
I've never...
Surfing for Dolphins
I feel like I'm an awful writer. All day, everyday, I think of stuff I want to write about, but then when I...
Surfing for Dolphins
If I could make a fist, I'd punch you.sgt. loudmouth
When the unit I was in got a new batch of marines, one of these...
Surfing for Dolphins
I'm Bond, James Bond.
While I was in Iraq, there was a period of time when there was a concern that the locals were making...
Surfing for Dolphins
How can they expect us to be all EO when they treat us like we are Black, work us like we're Mexican, and pay...
Surfing for Dolphins
A radio story. I hate radios, but this moment will always be remembered fondly.
I think I've shared this story before, but I'll share...
Surfing for Dolphins
Eat the apple, fuck the corps.
Regarding drugs... Part one of several
Prior to deploying to Iraq, my roommates (shitbags) were smoking dope. My...
“Surfing for Dolphins”
More quips from my time in the fuck-fuck circus.
I hate the fucking cold.
Being from the greatest state in our union, Florida, I have grown...
“Surfing for Dolphins”
I'd been talking to an Army guy about some of my USMC experiences and it got me remembering a whole lotta stuff when things...