Palmetto Bay Resident Drives “Military-Style” Tank


PALMETTO BAY (CBSMiami) – Residents of the usually quiet South Florida community of Palmetto Bay are buzzing after spotting one of their neighbors riding his military style tank down residential roads.

Many were confused by the sight and wondered if it’s even allowed and apparently it is.

“All I know is I don’t lie it so it must be illegal!”

The tanks belong to the person who lives on a gated property off Old Cutler Road.

Despite the fact that the tank is legal, it’s too close for comfort for some neighbors.

“For the most part it’s unusual to say the very least and with the present state of politics, it’s concerning,” said resident James Woodard. Fuck you James.

“Is his purpose to what, intimidate or just show off, probably just to show off but I would have to disagree with that if I get a vote I’ll vote against it,” said Gonzalez. Of course you would you worthless sniveling coward.

Ban everything.



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