Merry Christmas


Christmas may be a time of peace on Earth and goodwill to all men. It is also a time of sin! Stinking, corrupting, soul-staining sin! Look at you all, sitting there with your families, sinning away.

That extra helping of turkey – a sin. That fifteenth egg-nog to take the edge off your sister-in-law’s voice – a sin. Questioning why you ever had kids, and how much better this Christmas would be without them, on a tropical beach drinking cocktails – a sin! You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

I looked all over the entire internet for a picture of baby Jesus with a 1911 and could only find Mexican engraved pistols.

It snowed here on Christmas for the first time in 10 years. Six inches so far.


  1. Merry Christmas all here and the world.

    We had 2+’ of snow in northern New England,temps in 50’s and rain have made it all go away which is a gift in my book!

    I would say besides his 1911 Santa has a M-14 in the sleigh!

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