Merry Christmas

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Christmas may be a time of peace on Earth and goodwill to all men. It is also a time of sin! Stinking, corrupting, soul-staining sin! Look at you all, sitting there with your families, sinning away.

That extra helping of turkey – a sin. That fifteenth egg-nog to take the edge off your sister-in-law’s voice – a sin. Questioning why you ever had kids, and how much better this Christmas would be without them, on a tropical beach drinking cocktails – a sin! You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

I looked all over the entire internet for a picture of baby Jesus with a 1911 and could only find Mexican engraved pistols.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La7n8-b3V7Y

It snowed here on Christmas for the first time in 10 years. Six inches so far.

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  1. Merry Christmas all here and the world.

    We had 2+’ of snow in northern New England,temps in 50’s and rain have made it all go away which is a gift in my book!

    I would say besides his 1911 Santa has a M-14 in the sleigh!

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