Florida mom, OnlyFans ( Pr0n) star defends family in gunfight with home intruders


Ansley Pacheco, 26, was at home in Miami-Dade County earlier this month when armed intruders ambushed her husband, 7-year-old son and their friends while they were watching the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals, according to Local 10 News.

“While I was in the bathroom, I started to hear the commotion, I started hearing, ‘Get down, get down, give me everything you got,’” she recalled.

“I went to the nightstand; I grabbed the gun and I opened the door. I saw one of the guys face to face with me. He told me to put my gun down. I just shook my head no, and then I said, ‘Don’t shoot me, my son is in here.’”

After a tussle and gunshots, which were caught on surveillance video, the intruders took off with some watches and jewelry.

“They finally just ran out,” Pacheco said. “My husband ran and got the gun and shot back at the vehicle that was leaving.”WHo could blame him?

Luckily, Pacheco and her family were not injured in the melee. The woman, who streams videos on the website OnlyFans, remained defiant. For you old guys, only fans is a website where women do “stuff” in their “shows” for people like Howard ,who pay them money every month for the privilage of seeing the cyber-hooker’s butthole.

“I just knew that I had to do something, and my first instinct was to grab the gun and defend my husband and my son,” ( and more importantly, her money) she said.

And of course I would never dream of depriving you of a picture of the gunslinging hooker.



  1. More explanation of the video: https://youtu.be/INvg73-7pZI

    Hope someone can up with uncut, or less cut up surveillance video. Yes, I’d like to see her of course, and also all that happened in the living room when the invaders first came in. I do not know why that one is all cut up.
    Please post in reply to this. Thank you.

    • There is oh-so-much-crap that people don’t think through. At all. Like “Hey, here’s the video of when you were conceived…”.

      That’s gotta be good for a bunch of therapy, right there. Kid I knew in the Army grew up in one of “those” communes back in the early seventies. If you heard his stories, which inevitably came out whenever you had late-night duty of some sort with him, all I can say is “Holy f**k”. He’d kept up with the other kids he grew up with, and very few of them were not, in some serious way, messed up. Several were dead at their own hands, several were in prison, and nearly all of them were no longer on speaking terms with any of the adults that had been around.

      Oh, and the point of all that? The “free-lovin'” commune was such that the kids didn’t need sex ed; he’d watched his little sister get conceived when he was about six, and the adults were pretty open about all the sex that was going on, and who it was with, which was basically everyone above puberty. If the authorities had had some idea, the entire crew would have been in prison, aside from the kids.

      I have no idea how they worked it all back in the days of the one-room log cabin and sod hut, but I really don’t think it’s healthy for kids to be observing adult sexual behaviors.

      • There is a set of norms and standards around human sexual behaviors. One could even call them “morals.” The gods of the copybook headings call their offices once more. The God of the universe has the final word, as usual.

        As for sod huts, waiting till after dark isn’t that hard. Nightfall used to be *really* dark, after all. And for population densities that have been the norm for most of human history, the ability to slip away into the woods was always there. As was asking granny to mind the kids for a bit.

    • Our whole culture is designed to chew up little kids and spit them out as twisted shells of human beings.

      God grant mercy and justice.


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