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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY PENIS BITING SNAKES WILL BE OUTLAWS

I bet you can guess what country this happened in with less than 3 chances.


It tried to hiss-member him.( that is not my joke I swear)

A Thai teen lived out every man’s worst nightmare after a snake sunk its fangs into his penis while he was on the john. “I looked down and saw there was a snake hanging in the toilet,” Siraphop Masukarat, 18, told Viral Press. And not the normal one. heyooo!

His near-serpent circumcision occurred Tuesday, approximately 12 miles north of Bangkok, after the reptile allegedly infiltrated the plumbing. I am above making a Bangkok joke thank you very much. But don’t think I wasn’t tempted.

Masukarat recalls watching smartphone videos on the toilet when all of sudden he felt a searing pain in his nether region. The university student looked down to discover a nightmarish sight — a 4-foot python with its jaws clamped around the tip of his penis. Indeed.

At that point, the horrified boy stood up with the snake still attached, and slammed the door on the reptile, causing it to release its grip. Masukarat then howled in terror and rushed out of the now blood-spattered bathroom with his pants around his ankles, whereupon the serpent slinked back into the toilet bowl.

Python bit man's PENIS while he was sitting on the toilet

“I looked down and saw there was a snake hanging in the toilet,” said future ladyboy, Siraphop Masukarat,

Noticing her son’s distress, the teenager’s mother attempted to calm him down before emergency services rushed the poor soul to the hospital to have his mangled member repaired. Thankfully, doctors were able to stitch up Masukarat’s wound and sterilize it using an antibiotic wash

”The doctor said my penis can be used as a normal soon,” gushed the grateful teen, who is currently recovering at the hospital. As for the snake, handlers were able to bag the manhood-munching reptile using special equipment and release it safely back into the wild. That thing needed to be put to death.

Despite the painful ordeal, Masukarat’s mother said she’s relieved that the snake was a non-venomous python and not a deadly cobra.( sucking out the poison would have been awkward..) Nonetheless, she predicts that her son “will be scared every time he goes to toilet.” yeah no shit lady.

https://nypost.com/2020/09/09/teen-hospitalized-after-snake-bite-to-penis-while-on-toilet/

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