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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE WATER SLIDES

You never know how you are going to meet your end. One day you are enjoying your Mad Dog 20/20 on top of a water slide, then next you are rotting in a tube.

A 32-year-old man died after he became stuck in the pipe of a waterslide at an Arizona waterpark.

Scottsdale police said an officer was patrolling the area around 12:30 a.m. Monday when they heard calls for help at Eldorado Aquatic Park, news station KNXV-TV reported.

The cop traced the muffled pleas to a pipe that helps support one of the waterslides.

Police believe the man, who was homeless, climbed over a fence into the park and was up on the slide before he somehow got into the pipe structure and became trapped.

Emergency crews had to dismantle the slide in order to free the body of the man, the outlet reported.

I guess there are worst ways to go.

1 thought on “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE WATER SLIDES”

  1. The most likely cause of death for this poor fellow is some sort of dehydration/heat exhaustion, which can’t be a pleasant way to go, especially stuck in a tube.

    Temps around here this time of year rarely get below the mid- to high 80s, even at dawn, which is just brutal on the system if you can’t get a break from it. There’s a reason why virtually nobody lived here before AC.

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