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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE SHARKS

HARPSWELL, Maine — A woman was killed in an apparent shark attack off the coast of Maine on Monday, a rare occurrence that has only been recorded once before in the state by an unprovoked shark.


Maine Marine Patrol said a witness saw the woman swimming off the shore of Bailey Island when she was injured in what appeared to be a shark attack.

Two kayakers helped the person get to shore, and an ambulance provided further assistance, but she was pronounced dead at the scene, Marine Patrol said.

I’m waiting to see what ethnicity the woman is so I know if I should be angry at sharks or not.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/shark-bites-kills-woman-rare-encounter-off-maine-72020011

3 thoughts on “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE SHARKS”

  1. Blacks and Hispanic’s ain’t dumb enough to be out swimming with sharks. So, she’s probably a Caucasian.

    One thing I do have to cede to my African-American brethren (many of whom I proudly served beside, as opposed to what one of them described as the “n-word” in scathing terms…) is that they, as a group, tend to have a lot more “survival sense” than my fellow ethnically Caucasians demonstrate. You will almost never find an African-American running headlong into a geyser at Yellowstone, and they’re not too fond of the ocean, either. Their swimming skills, as a group, ain’t to the level where you’d find them out in the open ocean, either–They tend to drown in riverine swimming holes. You can speculate about higher bone densities, or whatever, but those are the observed facts I’ve seen.

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