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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY JESUS’ MOM WILL BE OUTLAWED

ELIZABETHTOWN, Ky. (AP) β€” A woman who led police on a chase told arresting officers that she was Mother Mary en route to pick up Baby Jesus and had permission from God to speed.


Well there you go boys, pack it up and go back to the station, there isn’t any higher power than that! But I guess they didn’t believe her. As if some one would lie about something like that.

WDRB-TV cites an arrest report saying a Kentucky trooper attempted to pull over 52-year-old Connie Allen, of Goodlettsville, Tennessee, on Saturday, but she ignored him. A high-speed chase ensued.

Another trooper was eventually able to pull in front of Allen, forcing her to stop. He approached her car with his weapon drawn, but she refused to get out and show her hands. The report says she became compliant when he hit her window with a police baton.

Yeah I’m sure that would do it.

She also told police she had died five years ago.

Her photo lends cred to that claim.

She is charged with several offenses. It’s unclear whether she has a lawyer.

Doesn’t need a lawyer, she has the power of God on her side.

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