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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE WRONG FOOD ORDERS

Everyone hates it when their order at a fast food joint is wrong. You are hungry and you know just what you want then some one screws it up. Finally someone stood up and said “I’m not gonna take it anymore!”

According to the criminal complaint, officers were dispatched to an apartment in Racine on Sunday afternoon, Feb. 9 to investigate an assault report. An officer made contact with a woman who indicated she has lived with Scarpetta for two years. She said “she ordered the defendant a Filet-O-Fish sandwich from McDonald’s. (The woman) stated the employees at McDonald’s put cheese and tartar sauce on the Filet-O-Fish. (The woman) stated the defendant does not like cheese and tartar sauce” and “became angry” because of how the sandwich was made. Hey , we all been there right?

The woman told police Scarpetta “got in her face,” pushed her and caused her to fall, “striking the back of her neck.” When she got up, the complaint says Scarpetta “put (the woman) in a chokehold and began choking her.” When the woman began to scream, Scarpetta fled the apartment — taking the woman’s cellphone on the way out.

See, I think he was trying to help her understand how serious he was about not liking cheese and tartar sauce on his fish filet. Some people need a more hands on approach to learning things.

An officer ultimately located Scarpetta. The complaint says Scarpetta told police “he was in an argument with his girlfriend and both of them pushed each other.” The complaint says while Scarpetta was taken into custody, he stated the officer “was lucky that the defendant was in handcuffs.”

That is a man serious about his meals.

1 thought on “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE WRONG FOOD ORDERS”

  1. You would not believe how often menu items that are ordered with no cheese turn into menu items served with cheese. I strongly prioritize items on a menu that don’t include cheese for this reason.

    I mean, I’ve never put anybody in a headlock over cheese on a sandwich, but I definitely understand the sentiment.

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