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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY ROOSTERS WILL HAVE KNIVES

Colonel Sander’s worst nightmare has come to pass in the ultra modern and cosmopolitan nation of India.


A man has died after a rooster slashed him with a razor during an illegal cockfight in India. Saripalli Venkateswara Rao was a spectator in Pragadavaram village in the state of Andhra Pradesh on Friday.The birds have razor blades tied to their limbs and are then placed in the ring where they fight until one is left standing.

A man has died after a rooster slashed him with a razor during an illegal cockfight in India. (slasher rooster not pictured)
When an event organizer was placing the rooster into the ring, it struggled free and kicked out, fatally wounding 55-year-old Venkateswara Rao in the stomach. Right in the curry maker.

When an event organiser was placing the rooster into the ring, it struggled free and kicked out, fatally wounding 55-year-old Venkateswara Rao in the stomach. The Indian Supreme Court banned cockfights as part of the 1960 Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Act, ( wait, then how could this have happened?)however they are still a popular practice in many Indian villages, especially as part of celebrations for Makar Sankranti, a Hindu festival day.Mr Venkateswara was the only death reported during the events, however a dozen other injuries were reported. Slasher spree! It was like A nightmare On Elm Street !

The roosters are also given steroids and fed protein rich diets, in an effort to increase their size and chances of winning the match. Just like professional US ball players. The rooster has already been contacted by a certain California football team.

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