That’s a shitty way to go. Died on the throne, Just like Elvis.
The St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office said on Facebook that authorities responded to the home on North Horseshoe Road in St. Augustine on a report of a porta-potty fire, and discovered human remains inside.
“Regarding today’s discovery of human remains contained within a portable toilet, detectives believe the decedent is a white female,” the sheriff’s office said. “At this time, we have not received any missing persons reports that may coincide with this incident.”
Neighbors told WFOX they heard a loud explosion around 7 a.m., then saw the portable toilet on fire in front of a home under construction in the neighborhood.
“it was like a gas explosion ” the man is quoted as saying.
“I just was sitting, watching TV and heard a loud explosion,” one neighbor told WFOX.
Another neighbor said that investigators had to put on hazmat suits as they sifted through dirt and other areas of the construction site for several hours.
Yea. I’m sure they did.
“The portalet blew up so I mean there’s nothing left, at all,” neighbor Jan Long told WFOX.
St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Chuck Mulligan told the Florida Times-Union the victim was too badly burned for immediate identification, and an autopsy is scheduled for Monday at the Medical Examiner’s Office.
Investigators spent Saturday combing through the scene. (WFOX)
Mulligan told the newspaper detectives are exploring several scenarios, including that it could have been a medical issue, drug-related, suicide, or “something more nefarious.”
I hope I never get the medical issue that results in me causing a toilet to explode. I need to ask the doctor about a possible vaccine to prevent that .
“In my 32 years in law enforcement, I’ve never seen one of these before,” Mulligan told the Times-Union
Yea, I think we all could have guessed that Chief.