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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE GRAVITY AND PASSION

A couple have been found dead on their neighbour’s terrace after they reportedly fell off a balcony while they were having sex

Above the local Top Men scoop up the couple who fell from the balcony. Now together in the sweet by and by. . Forever euphoric


A naked couple fell to their deaths while having sex on a third-floor balcony after a house party in Ecuador, according to a report Friday. Hey, they died doing what they loved.

The woman, a 28-year-old mother, and her 35-year-old lover were locked in a passionate embrace when they slipped over the edge — and plunged onto the terrace below, twnews.co.uk reports. Romeo and Juliet, forever for eternity.. Come on baby. Don’t fear the reaper.

The tragic pair was discovered by a neighbor in the Carapungo district of Quito, who heard a loud crash and rushed outside to investigate, according to the outlet. Then the couple fell off the balcony, Heyooo!

A heartbroken relative of the unnamed woman said she was the mother of an 8-year-old girl and that the fall happened not long after she threw a graduation party at her home.

Detectives are investigating the circumstances, said Calderon Police District Operations Chief Cristhian Trujillo.

Local media reports said the couple wasn’t paying attention to the height of the balcony wall and toppled over it while having sex. wasn’t paying attention. Haven’t we all been there?

I look through a lot of stories of people dying for these posts and I can say one thing with absolute scientific certainty. There are worse ways to go.

2 thoughts on “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE GRAVITY AND PASSION”

  1. Not on topic, but I thought you and your fans might like to know that the Kremlin has used the National Rifle Association to take complete control of the Republican Party.
    I just heard about it today…
    And no, the person who said it was not obviously insane and neither were the people he was talking to who agreed with his statement.
    I don’t think eating moldy rye bread was involved.

    • Everyone knows that the NRA has bought the GOP wholesale. You can tell by how many gun laws were repealed when Republicans has the whole government from 2000-2006 and from 2016-2018.

      Why they repealed the, uh…

      I think there was that one thing…

      Oh, wait, guns in National Parks! No, wait, Obama signed that.

      Ah! They repealed the assault weapons ban in ‘04. No, wait, the expiry was built into that law when it passed.

      Maybe the Kremlin should try influencing big business and the Chamber of Commerce.

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