Hooo Booooy ! This is a good one!
I go through a lot of crazy stories looking for some good material for the WGAO post and this one is a real highlight. This guy managed to give himself a ND in the worst possible way you can imagine that does not include being paralyzed or dead. Then his troubles only get worse from there. A perfect example of bad decisions making.
CASHMERE — A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn’t stop there.
Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 16 in Chelan County Superior Court.
2 ball in the corner pocket. Heyoo!
Instead of heading directly to a hospital, Wilson instructed his( her? maybe the editor of the article needs to correct that ) girlfriend to first drive to Lincoln Park in Wenatchee, where he gave the pistol to a friend, the affidavit said. A 13-time convicted felon, it is illegal for Wilson to possess a firearm. Instant justice in this case.
As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said. Hey these things happen
Chelan County sheriff’s detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he’d taken off before entering the hospital. I just want to know if he took the time to take his pants off why didn’t he pull the dope out of his ass? I also would pay real money to have seen his face while he peeled those jeans off and saw what used to be her nuts.
Detectives declined to arrest Wilson at the hospital and instead issued an arrest warrant on suspicion of second-degree felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth. He was charged April 16.
Wilson, an East Wenatchee resident, turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilson’s proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places.
During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court. Why would he keep putting this stuff up his hass when he now has an empty sack to use instead?
He was arrested and then charged with possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility, but his legal troubles would continue.
From the jail, Wilson made multiple calls to his( her) girlfriend asking her not to cooperate with investigators, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 26 in superior court. Authorities listened to the calls and subsequently charged him with four counts of tampering with a witness.
Luckily for for this worthy, Cameron is a gender neutral name. Use a pocket holster if you are going to pocket carry folks.