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WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE CANNIBAL MOROCCAN WOMEN

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-46287259


A Moroccan woman has been accused of killing her lover and serving up his remains to Pakistani workers in the United Arab Emirates, prosecutors say.

The woman killed her boyfriend three months ago, they say, but the crime was only recently discovered when a human tooth was found inside her blender.

She confessed to police, calling it a moment of “insanity”, state-owned newspaper The National reports

There are a lot of ways to find yourself taking the long dirt nap. Car crash, heart attack, co-worker blows compressed air up your butt, shoot a running lawn mower you packed with tannerite. All bad ways to go. Killed and eaten because you didn’t want to marry your insane GF isn’t one you normally think is in the realm of possibility. Unless you live in the UAE apparently

A Moroccan woman has been accused of killing her lover and serving up his remains to Pakistani workers in the United Arab Emirates, prosecutors say.

The woman killed her boyfriend three months ago, they say, but the crime was only recently discovered when a human tooth was found inside her blender.

She confessed to police, calling it a moment of “insanity”, state-owned newspaper The National reports

I am gonna go out on a limb here and say her insanity should be thought of as ongoing as opposed to using the word “moment.” killing, cutting up, blending . cooking and feeding to Paki workers is not things you do when you have a momentary lapse in your tether to reality.

According to police, the woman first told the brother she had kicked the victim out of the home. But Dubai-based Gulf News said she later collapsed and admitted the killing under police questioning.

She reportedly said she had enlisted the help of friend to help clear up her apartment after the killing.

Getting a friend to help.. Hey. That right there is a good friend. Though recalling the rule “two can keep a secret if one is dead”. I wonder if the friend had second thoughts after.

The accused has reportedly been sent to hospital for mental health checks

Good call. Mighty fine police work by the locals.

2 thoughts on “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL BE CANNIBAL MOROCCAN WOMEN”

  1. I mean, I think I speak for all of us when I say we’ve had some moments of insanity. One too many drinks at a party, or that time you made a sarcastic comment to your boss. So really who is to say where the line is?

    And that time a friend called and asked for a little help cleaning up her apartment after killing her boyfriend and serving his remains to her Pakistani guest workers? I think we’ve all been there. And really, if the friend had been a little more thorough cleaning out the blender, she’d have gotten away with it too.

    • I kinda wish You wrote this weeks When guns are outlawed. If you see a strange murder story and want to try your hand at it please do and send it to me and I will publish it. I’m certainly always willing to let some one else do my work for me

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