WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE KNIVES

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She wanted to have sex. He didn’t. So she took a knife to his face, cops say

Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article219313855.html#storylink=cpy
Out of all the things that can kill you in this world, few things can be as truly vicious as a woman who has been spurned.
The combination of lust, liquor and a large kitchen utensil landed a Vero Beach woman in jail on charges of felony battery with a deadly weapon, cops say.

An arrest report says when a Vero Beach cop showed up at the apartment that 27-year-old Katherine Nieves Tavarez shares with live-in boyfriend Amaury Vazquez Carrero, Nieves Tavarez “answered the door with blood on her clothing and blood on her hands.”

Caught red handed!

Then the officer saw Vazquez Carrero “fall to the floor with blood covering his face.” When asked what happened, he replied, “she hit me with a knife” and “I can’t see.”

 

He told officers Nieves Tavarez had been drinking before she approached him early Thursday as he sat on the couch with a request for sex. His repeated refusals, he said, brought the wrath of her yelling. He said he went out to the patio.

BINGO!   We got the culprit of most of the ills in life that result in a visit by the local peace officers. Nights in jail, suspended DLs, facial mutilation from spicy women.
The officer noted Vazquez Carrero had numerous facial cuts and “redness around his neck and chest area and his shirt was ripped.”

Redness. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that was from the blood.  Blood that came from the knife wounds.
Nieves Tavarez said her boyfriend “came home from being out with a friend and had a scar on his face already. Ms. Nieves Tavarez advised that when she asked Mr. Vazquez about the cut on his face, he became angry and attacked her with the knife. Ms. Nieves Tavarez could not give any specific information about her account of the story.”

Of course it was his fault. He was the one that attacked her with the knife.  By simple deduction, one can see that  his gaping face cuts that he was the attacker. Evidence can not be denied.
Women eh? Can’t live with them, can’t have facial reconstruction surgery without them. 
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4 thoughts on “WHEN GUNS ARE OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE KNIVES

  1. That’s the first time I’ve been called Tommy since my Grandmother died.
    Her brother was also named Thomas, he died at the Somme.
    Mention of the Somme or Tarawa ( Where my Mother’s fiancee died) would bring a long silence at family gatherings.
    It doesn’t bother me, but it does bring back memories.

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